Anna Nicole kicks off a new death triangle in style, mysteriously collapsing and dying in a Florida hotel.
While the greatest death triangle of all time, (or DT Prime*, as I like to call it), may never be matched, Badass International would like to hear what two people will round out this first major triangle of 2007.
*DT Prime: James Brown, Gerald Ford, Saddam Hussein
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Following the same pattern of celebrity, politician and evil dictator; it will be tough to top DT Prime.
I'm going with Smith, Robert Byrd (he's not dead yet, right?) and Castro.
Such a death triangle would make a good argument for second place.
The problem is, the reaper offers no pattern. They gotta die in close proximity to one another and have equal footing vis-a-vis fame. Anna Nicole's craziness elevates her death to top tier status.
I submit to you that one of the remaining two in this death triangle will be Kirk Douglas.
Many will want to put screenwriters, photographers, novelist; you know...lesser celebrities; into the triangle.
Some idiots may believe that Molly Ivins is actually the number one and Smith the number two of what could be an all annoying southern blond death triangle. This is certainly an interesting take.
Could Jessica Simpson fall out of a helicopter?
Could Britney run a pushmower over her foot and bleed to death in front lawn now that K-Fed isn't in the hammock with his cell phone to call 911?
Such a specialty death triangle would rank among the greats based on the improbability of so many shared characteristics of the dead.
I like the take about a Celebrity / Politician / Dictator triangle that could overtake DT Prime.
How about the Snoricle and the Assministrater??
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It's their teatsucking blog that's dying. They are begging Senor to post in their comments section. You can only sit around rubbing each others schnutzs for so long.
You big nasty bullies! You two know who I am talking to. You mean spirited Oracal and Administrator. You pick on poor Senor. You make fun of him and delete his well thought out posts just because he disagrees with your liberel ideas. Senor has more brains in his butt than you two creeps have in your evil heads. Next time try reading Senor instaed of deleting him. You two igneramousis might learn a thing or too!
"Could Britney run a pushmower over her foot and bleed to death in front lawn"
of her trailer park lot
"now that K-Fed isn't in the hammock with his cell phone to call 911?"
Senor, just thought I'd assist you on this comment. Your language is usually much more vivid. Are you loosing a step?
;)
I would saw Lindsay Lohan, the looks like Dead Bitch Walking, and
Maddona (OLd Bitch Walking).
Too bad Wendy O'Williams is dead already, there was a, dare I say a Baddass, Bitch.
I saw Wendy O open up for Kiss in Senorfield in 1983, she blew up a car and cut a guitar in half, and had a cherry picker on stage. No, they just don't make bad bitches like they used too.
Wendy O remains an icon at Badass Int'l. She is the yardstick by which all other Badass Bitches are measured.
Rest in motherfucking pieces,WOW.
As for Lohan... is it me, or is she just getting hotter and hotter the crazier she gets?
It's a progression. She will lot hotter, and hotter, and hotter, then after she goes off the deep end and crashes and burns, her mug shot will look similar to the astronauts.
Re: WOW, can you imagine the effect her show had on three 14 year old catholic school boys whose parents had took them to their first concert?
Tara Reed is probably due to OD soon. Add her to the list.
All I know is it's about time for a fuckin Democrat to die, maybe Jimmy Carter or that other dude, you know the one who always wears a shirt.
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